The Book of Big Excuses

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Most bosses won’t ask detailed follow-up questions—if they do, feel free to invent some sickening details. I’d planned a run along the Roman Road this afternoon but decided to rest again because it just didn’t feel right but now I think it was an excuse to park my arse on the sofa and fart around Doing Things With Excel as I processed the results from this morning’s Cambourne 5k. Most bosses won’t ask for much detail since these situations are highly sensitive, but be prepared with a believable scenario just in case.

Publication date 1984 Topics English wit and humor, Excuses -- Literary collections, Excuses, Humorous prose in English, 1945-. Of the eight stories in the collection, half feature the popular characters Jeeves and Bertie Wooster, while the others concern Reggie Pepper, an early prototype for Wooster.My tenants are complaining about a infection of earwigs so I must handle this issue before it gets worse. I’ve been under a lot of stress getting ready for my wedding next week and need a day off to get myself together. There was a cancellation at my dentist’s office and my appointment got rescheduled for today, so I won’t make my shift. I have to go with my relative to our house we rent out because those tenants purposely destroyed the house and left.

Bosses might doubt your sincerity but won’t ask too many questions since medical information is personal. I can't come into work today, I have been randomly selected to be part of a jury in this serious court case. If wikiHow has helped you, please consider a small contribution to support us in helping more readers like you.In spite of all of this, tomorrow is another day, the start of another week and maybe I’ll get through them all with no further recourse to the Big Book of Excuses. Fake a hurt back if your manager knows you work out a lot or have a heavy-lifting project going on at home. If you need a swift kick in the rear to start goal-setting and planning out your life, this also is your guide to getting out of Excuse Land.

I went on a trip overnight and I when I got home I realized I left my kid behind, I need to go get him/her.I just remembered that I have to do community service, picking up litter around the city, for an offence I commited. Explain how you have to host and entertain your guests, or pick them up from the airport during work hours.