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York Gin: THE LITTLE BOOK OF GIN JOKES, PUNS & QUOTES: Including recipes for classic GIN COCKTAILS

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Why do gin connoisseurs prefer botanicals over fruit? They don’t want their gin to be pear-pressed. It’s not my fault I have a double chin. When God was giving out chins, I thought he sold gins, so I said I’ll have a double.” – Anonymous Gin, known for its distinct flavor and versatility, has gained tremendous popularity in recent years. Its crisp taste and botanical essence make it a favorite spirits choice among many. But did you know that gin also has a lighter side? Prepare to be delighted as we take a delightful journey through gin puns that are sure to lift your spirits. From short puns to one-liners, and funny puns for the grown-ups, let’s dive into the world of gin-infused humor! What are Gin Puns? Shaken, not stirred” – James Bond’s famous line about how he likes his martini is a classic gin pun. I had a gin and tonic before my flight, but it didn’t take off until I had another. That’s called a gin delay.

You’re the gin to my tonic” – This line is from the movie “Bridget Jones’s Baby” and is a sweet and punny way to express love. I asked the bartender for a gin rummy, but he just gave me a gin and tonic and told me I was rummy enough. A gin and tonic has 91 calories. A banana has 115 calories. My doctor told me to make the healthy choice. I love my doctor. Do you know why I never get too drunk at the beach? Because there is always someone to wine and beach with me.

It’s Friday. This evening, I will become a her and rescue some gin that is trapped in a bottle.” – Anonymous

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.’ A dog walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a gin and...tonic." The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?" I like to have a Martini, two at the very most, after three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.’

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The UK may be going through a troubled time, but one Yorkshire gin maker is trying to see the lighter side of life. I went to a liquor store that had a nice scent to it. Turns out they sell perfume too, but I thought that was eau de whiskey.

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