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They may be small in size, but termites live in colonies of millions. So when each termite lets a half microgram of methane loose per day, it adds up to a lot: about 20 million tons of methane per year, or 1 to 3 percent of global methane emissions. 27. Not every animal farts. If Joyce was particularly enthusiastic regarding his wife’s unique emission, he wouldn’t be entirely alone. Farting can be a fetish. Case studies—including a 2013 paper in the Archives of Sexual Behavior—have been written about individuals who are aroused by flatulence, a proclivity known as “eproctophilia.” 13. One woman who had obsessive thoughts about farting was advised to fart harder. It’s thought that octopuses don’t toot. Nor do soft-shell clams, sea anemones, or birds. Sloths don’t fart either—and they very well may be the only mammal that does not. 28. Your farts probably aren't as stinky to you as they are to everyone else.

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If you’ve ever encountered one of those people who swears up and down that they don’t fart, they’re lying. If you’re a human being who breathes, you’re a human being who breaks wind—gas is essentially the byproduct of the air you swallow mixing with the (generally healthy) bacteria and other organic compounds in your large intestine, then finding its way out of your body via your rear-end. In other words: Everyone farts! Accept it. 3. The medical term for a fart is flatus. Geoffrey Chaucer had a character “let fly a fart as loud as it had been a thunder-clap” in The Canterbury Tales. 10. Plenty of other classic works feature fart jokes. We’ve all heard stories, or seen YouTube videos, of people lighting a fart on fire. And yes, it’s true that a lit flame and a gaseous toot can make for an explosive combination. But here’s another fun, science-y fart fact: If a person cuts the cheese in cold weather with their pants down, it would likely be visible—in the same way that we can see our breath in cold weather. 23. Your farts really do smell worse in the shower. An obsession with squeakers isn’t always a fetish, though. In 1982, a pair of scientists at Georgia State University published a case study in the Journal of Behavior Therapy and Experimental Psychiatry about a 33-year-old respiratory therapist who could not rid her mind of obsessive thoughts about roaring from the rear. In a rather unorthodox move, she was instructed to “intensify flatus emissions” or, in laymen’s terms: When she had to pass gas, she should just fart harder. This contradictory advice helped free her of the thoughts altogether. 14. Canadian Parliament once argued about the appropriateness of using the word fart on the chamber floor. Just as it’s considered rude to pass gas in public, the word fart itself has long been considered a vulgarism, making it impolite to talk about bottom burps in certain company. But that didn’t stop some of history’s most celebrated thinkers from writing about cutting the cheese. William Shakespeare was a master of the fart joke, as evidenced in works like A Comedy of Errors, where the character Dromio of Ephesus says the following: “A man may break a word with you, sir; and words are but wind; Ay, and break it in your face, so he break it not behind.” 9. ... as did Geoffrey Chaucer.

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Dante’s The Inferno, Aristophanes’s The Clouds, Mark Twain’s 1601, and J.D. Salinger’s The Catcher In The Rye are just a few other pieces of revered literature that waxed poetic about cheek squeaks. 11. James Joyce loved farts.In 2016, when Berlin police asked a group of people to show them some identification, one man floated a pair of farts their way instead. The farter in question was fined 900 euros for disrespecting law enforcement and started what became known as the " Crazy Toot Trial," which required the participation of 23 law enforcement officials and prompted a huge debate over wasteful public spending. 18. Some have turned farts into performance art. Ninety-nine percent of what constitutes a toot has no smell at all. It’s made up of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane—all of which are odorless. It’s generally when sulfur makes its way into the mix, mainly via the foods you eat—think broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts, and dairy products—that things start to stink. 6. It's impossible to hold in a fart. Canada isn’t the only place where politics and pant rippers have come together in an explosive way. When Gerald Ford, the 38th President of the United States, would let one rip, he’s said to have regularly blamed it on one of his Secret Service agents, very loudly saying things like “Jesus, was that you? Show some class!” 16. One boss got sued for allegedly farting too much. How much squeezing cheese is normal? Typically, adults produce about two pints of gas each day, which sneaks—or leaks—out via an average of 14 farts a day. If that number seems low to you, don't worry. It's apparently perfectly normal to pass gas up to 21 times a day. 5. Sulfur is what makes farts stink.

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If you’d rather avoid the sulfur-like smell of any farts, there’s a pill for that. In 2014, a French inventor named Christian Poincheval claimed he could turn your flatus from sour to sweet with a pill that will make your gas smell like chocolate. If chocolate isn't your thing, there are rose, violet, ginger, and lily of the valley varieties, too. 30. There's fart-neutralizing underwear.

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