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Family Guy TV scripts are generally written by a single writer out of a team of fourteen. It’s then given to the other writers, including show creator Seth MacFarlane, to be punched up with the funniest gags they can come up with. If you aspire to make it into a writing room coming up with gags all day, this is a script you need to study. Richie: Hahahahahaaa. I say, what a lovely blouse. It's very special isn't it? Do you often wear blouses? Or sometimes do you wear a jumper? I suppose it depends on the weather really doesn't it? I, I sometimes wear a jumper. There again, sometimes I wear a cardie. Tell me, do you like to take people's underpants off with your teeth? An initramfs can be built into the kernel directly by adding it to the ELF archive under the section name .init.ramfs Eddie: All we have to do now is keep quiet and very still. Richie: How long for? Eddie: Until the end of time. Richie: Righto. Chinese can be written from right to left in vertical columns, left to right in horizontal lines, or occasionally right to left in horizontal lines. In Taiwan it is often written vertically, while in China and Singapore it is usually written horizontally. In newspapers and magazines with vertical text, some of the headlines and titles are written horizontally right to left across the top of the main text.

Richie: I think my theory holds water. Eddie: And what theory is that? Richie: That our diet has got something to do with what we eat. Eddie: I thought it was your pants that had something to do with what you'd eat. Past Winners 1992 - The British Comedy Awards - The British Comedy Awards" . Retrieved 25 August 2017.

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Richie: Have you ever read The Joy of Sex? Barmaid: No, I don't read things like that. Richie: Well that's okay, we can just look at the pictures! Eddie is trying to teach Richie how to play chess] Richie: Right, let me get this sorted out. Now the bent vicar stands next to the queen. And the queen goes in every direction. Eddie: That's right. Richie: [looking disgusted] And they let children play this, you say? I mean, it's pretty strong stuff, isn't it Eddie? You know, knights taking prawns? And apparently, if a prawn goes all the way he turns into a queen! Episode 3 - Burglary [ edit ] Richie: Eddie, do you want to be skinned alive and buggered? Eddie: (Pointing handgun at Richie) I'd like to see you try! Richie: Yeah, well you hardly helped, did you? Stuffing a Vimto bottle down the front of your pants and shouting "Wahoo, looking for the Eiffel Tower girls?"

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Mayall and Edmondson write retirement home comedy". British Comedy Guide. 7 April 2011 . Retrieved 14 July 2013.

Richie: I've got just got to finish off my Sprouts Mexicane and we're all set. Eddie: Sprouts Mexicane? Richie: (Proudly) Sproutes Mexicane! Eddie: What's that? Richie: Well it's... sprouts, pinch of chili powder, jar of curry powder, hint of tobasco sauce - well, three bottles actually. Not so much a hint, more a Party Political Broadcast. And the secret ingredient: gunpowder! Eddie: ...Sprouts? Richie: Yeah, they were left over from Christmas. Eddie: But it's October! Richie: Yeah, they were a bit... frisky. But the spices'll cover any embarrassment. [The oven explodes.] Richie: Hey, they must be ready! Want to try some? Eddie: I would rather cut off my penis with a rusty breadknife. Richie: Oh, hark at Egon Ronay! I'm not scared, Watch this! [Richie eats a spoonful of sprouts, gags and promptly faints.] Episode 3 - Break [ edit ] Richie:: I'm gonna get me some liposuction! Eddie:: (who has confused liposuction with fellatio) Not from me you're not, mate! This is also an anthology-style series of sorts, with each season set in a different time period containing mostly different characters. Like the Coen brothers movie of the same name, this show deftly combines elements of drama, thriller and comedy into one intriguing mix.Another Showtime production is this British-American Horror series, developed by John Logan. He wrote the TV pilot script on spec and it’s a great example of how to incorporate characters from the public domain into your work, such as Dorian Gray, Van Helsing and Count Dracula. BBC - Britain's Best Sitcom - Top 11 to 100". Archived from the original on 1 February 2014 . Retrieved 23 December 2008. On 5 July and 20 September 1993, BBC Enterprises Ltd released the second series on two single VHS tapes.