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I have a long shaft. I always penetrate with the tip first and I always come with a quiver. What am I? Most of the time when I go in, I cause some pain. I can fill your holes when asked to. I sometimes ask you to spit and not swallow it. Who am I? I am dirty, I love being filled with wood, but someone only goes down on me once a year. What am I? Ever since the start of my trip, I’ve been trying to get in touch with Linda George, the woman who stood up for Bell End (which probably referred to a bell pit in a bygone mine), successfully petitioning for its protection in 2018. When we finally speak my travels are almost done. I ask her, why go to battle for Bell End? Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with, ‘I can’t talk now, I’m going into a tunnel.

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I lived there with my grandmother as a baby,” George explains. “She was a great storyteller about her village. There used to be a coaching house dating to the 1700s. There used to be Georgian pubs. By the time I was an adult, almost all of this was gone. It had been demolished for modern buildings. Even the church has been rebuilt several times. My kids fall about laughing whenever I talk about Bell End and protecting it – but it’s an ancient name. It’s one of the few things the village has left in terms of its history. In a way, if we lose Bell End, we lose everything.” As we’re talking, a passing hiker notices one of Greyer’s photographs on the table between us. He comes over to inspect it (Lady Gardens, Herefordshire) and introduces himself. Turns out this hiker has a similar eye for placenames. He and Greyer briskly compare notes, as if they are butterfly hunters or birdwatchers meeting in the field. Greyer asks: “Have you ever been over to Scarborough, and those cliffs called Randy Bell End?” Though many people would pretend they don’t like dirty jokes or they don’t understand them, but deep down we all know that everyone enjoys receiving a slightly naughty message or laughing at a well-told dirty minded joke.

I assist with e**ctions. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I? The only thing I can offer to put ladies at ease is that I am of no sexual threat whatsoever. I’m 42 years of age, I literally have to hit it with nettles. Sex with me these days is akin to thumbing marshmallows into the anus of a cat. bra band and cup size Not quite a pair of breasts. B-barely; just barely You have nothing to complain about. Jesus Christ! A very large sum of money. Extremely large. To obtain a discount, you should receive an F, a fake, or something of that nature. Please assist me, I’ve fallen and can’t get up.” Villages like Shitterton and Penistone have resorted to village signs that aren’t so easy to take as souvenirs. Photograph: AlamyHe will only know whether he has tasted the cereal if he’s never tried the cereal, as he’s a self-professed “candy monster”.” The young couple next door to me have recently made a sex-tape. Obviously, they don’t know that yet.

A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. The doctor walks in and says, “I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” “I don’t understand, doc,” the patient says. “Why?” “Because,” the doctor says. “I’m trying to examine you.” I come in different sizes, shapes and colors. I occasionally drip. It can sometimes feel good when I am blown and sometimes, it can be painful. What am I? I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time,” a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, “Your penis is bigger than your brother’s.” It starts with the letter “P” and ends in “O.R.N”. I play a major role in the film industry. What am I? an elite/adjective: In the closing two minutes of a football game, this team has to play at an incredibly high level.”

I get the same impression when I visit the village of Wetwang in east Yorkshire. Here, notoriety has been embraced, even greedily courted. Since the late 1990s, the people of Wetwang have taken it upon themselves to invite minor celebrities to serve as honorary figureheads. The tradition started when the TV presenter Richard Whiteley, then the host of Countdown, made a few fond mentions of the village (it once meant “wet field”) on air. He was invited to be mayor, and agreed, holding that title for years until his death in 2005. “When Richard died, they wanted him replaced,” says Paul Hudson, a weather presenter at the BBC. “For God knows what reason, I won an election in the village.” My teacher informed me that he was going to cut our class period short. However, he didn’t allow us to get out early.”

I am mostly six inches long. I go in and out of your mouth in a rhythmic pattern. I am more comfortable when wet and very unpleasant when dry. I can be more fun when I vibrate. In the end, I make you happy and confident. Who am I? The annoying thing about Christmas is running out of batteries because the kids want them for their toys. I’m sorry, but if Christmas is coming – so am I. My parents found out I was smoking and instead of paying me in cash, they gave me gift cards. The dealer claims to understand and accepts it, no questions asked.”If you were born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang. All men have it. Some have theirs longer than others sometimes depending on where they come from. The Pope and most Catholic bishops rarely use theirs. Men usually give it to their wives once they are married. What am I? If you are having a tough time while coming up with your own dirty jokes then we would suggest you to, go through the given dirty mind funny jokes for a good giggle. A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, “Depends what’s in it for me.”