Emergency Questions: 1001 conversation-savers for any situation

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You would have a lifetime’s worth of [ unclear ] celebrity hair growing on whatever part of the body it initially grew on, or nearest equivalent.

Quite a few correspondents pointed out that Dairy Crunch once had something more of an exotic allure and mystique due to its intangible and inaccessible dominance of early vending machines in railway stations and the like that you were never allowed to get anything from, although on the other hand David Quantick memorably dismissed it as ‘stale milk with bits in it’. Even aside from the lack of colour photos, one of the reasons that it’s most difficult to tell what colour the Drahvins actually were is that only one episode of Galaxy 4 now exists, and even that only turned up in 2011. This is always subject to a good deal of scorn-pouring, usually from people showboating about how many DVDs they have just given away to Oxfam because they got sick of them taking up so much space on the shelves and taunting them with their wanton being on a shelf like shelves are supposed to be for, but I stand by this.Or have you been like me, and I only put on proper trousers last weekend because we had guests come around, and I didn’t know them quite well enough to be just wearing my grey jogging bottoms? The first of these is taken from a late eighties Walkers Crisps ad campaign which was essentially based around bullying an overweight boy. Richard has been meaning to clean the drain outside his kitchen ever since he moved into his new house two years ago.

Do you think that the voice in your head that you perceive as yourself is the one making the actual decisions, or is there a shadowy other you for whom the you voice is just a toadying spokesperson who never speaks but makes all the actual choices that the you voice then has to justify to you? Would you rather have the ability to shoot bees out of your eyes or have a pair of shoes that never needed to be cleaned or repaired? The cult of Emergency Questions is larger than you might expect too; I’ve witnessed them used as tie-breakers in pub quizzes and have more than once been surprised by someone pulling that all too familiar book out on a date and asking me if I’ve ever seen a bigfoot (if you know me, you know my answer to that). Ben Evans: Archie Vandervlett: What is your favourite film from the following genres: comedy, horror, sci-fi?Is there an author who you would have liked to have heard read their own books on an audiobook from the past, before this technology existed? You can still use the dishwasher for dishes if you choose to wash your clothes in the dishwasher and you can wash your clothes in the washing machine if you do your dishes there.

If Alfie Boe could go into a chrysalis and change into anything he wanted, what do you think Alfie Boe would emerge from the chrysalis as?

Have you or do you suspect that you’ve ever made love to an insect that has taken human form for the night? Would you rather have real-life VAR (the controversial Video Assistant Referee used in football matches) […] or only be able to earn a living as a look-alike of someone famous? Would you rather be in Fight Club and talk about Fight Club , or be not in Fight Club and never talk about Fight Club and think Fight Club is stupid, but never tell anyone? and when I said I wasn’t answering as that wasn’t anything to do with what I had said he blocked me.

I do not really want to add anything to this other than to mention the bloke who replied to this – whose profile picture, inevitably, showed him and his beard on stage leaning at a thirty two degree angle while being ‘whimsical’ – saying “Oh ha ho!Others still brought up the spectacularly unsuccessful mid-eighties advertising campaign featuring the ‘Dairy Crunch Bunch’, and off-the-peg ad-hoc assembly of Anglicised versions of post-Bratpack American High School student stereotypes. Ben Evans: Are you proud to be the voice everyone knows on the adverts for Barkleys and Waterstones? The Diatonic has a single row that you can essentially blow into and make a halfway melodic sound which is relatively in tune. What is the smallest amount of money you have received in a Christmas card from an elderly relative? What do you think is the lamest modern-day item that you could take back to the Middle Ages and then it would lead to you becoming king of the Middle Ages?