150 Joke Cards for Kids - Lunchbox Notes - Inspirational Motivational Cards for Children - Jokes and Puns for Boys and Girls - Great for Parties, Schools, Bake Sales, Picnics

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What happened to the woman who lost her best arm while playing poker and had to get a replacement arm? She was finding it hard to deal with. Why did the skeleton family never play poker at their family get together? Everyone could see through them and their bluffs.

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about cards that are also awesome card jokes for adults and kids to be told! What did the pirate's friend say when he saw the pirate sitting next to the treasure chest during their poker game? Why are you playing your cards so close to your chest?

What happened when the sink tried to play poker with the king of toilets? The toilet won because he had a royal flush. What did the card say when she didn't end up getting through the job interview? I guess it's just not in the cards for me. Why did a poker player decide against having a tattoo with words on his arms? He didn't want other people to read him like a book.

What did a woman say when she got told she couldn't play a card game with her left hand? I need to play my cards right to win. Here are some great card joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about cards. What did the man give his fiancé, a card enthusiast, when he wanted to propose to her? He gave her a diamond card Why did the serious poker players all decide to play inside a tent? They wanted to play an in-tents game.My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a get well soon card. Washing you a fast recovery! Who ended up winning the best dance competition out of all of the cards? The Queen and King of clubs reigned supreme. Why did a man keep playing poker even though his wife threatened him with a divorce? He thought she was bluffing. What happened when the spade card realized his wife had gone missing? He didn't know how to deal with loss.