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Birthday Party Favors - Decorations - "It's My F***ING Birthday" Satin Sash - Funny Birthday - 21st Birthday

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Now that you have trouble running walk fast, when you can no longer walk fast, walk little by little, and when you cannot walk, I will introduce you to a cane. He will be your best and faithful friend forever. Congratulations.

You are the only person to whom I wish the greatest wealth, the greatest health and many years of age because I know that you are the only one who would steal it and would hardly notice it. How funny are we, right? Another birthday and always having to be the one who pays, this year it over has to invite me to the party, so get used to the idea that today I go out without a wallet. Otherwise, I wish you a very happy day, darling. The most important day for me has finally arrived, a day that only happens every 365 days a year, something that makes me feel more than happy, today there is an eclipse of the sun, and I plan to see it perfectly on top of that mountain. Sorry, I can’t go to your birthday party tonight, but the eclipse. No, you know that that’s not the most important thing for me, you know I was joking, you know that where is the party tonight that I took off the moon, the sun, and everything. And in case we don’t see each other, have a beautiful day. There are days that, due to their great value, become important, therefore, unforgettable, today will be one of those days that are not important at all, nor unforgettable, because you do it, not me, and that should not be the case. May your 27-year-old finish much better than Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, and Jimi Hendrix.Happy birthday overdue to someone special, who now has the freeway to forget about mine completely. It is a special day for all your loved ones, it is a day in which they decorate your home, prepare dinner, dress up and are happy, today I will finally attend your house, and you will be able to enjoy my presence. No, don’t worry, I don’t intend to take you off the limelight, I want you to be very happy, and I never forget that of all the funny congratulations, mine is the best. Congratulations. Happy Birthday, friend! I would like you to take advantage of this day to smile as much as you could, not because it is your birthday, it is because nobody knows how much longer your teeth will hold up well.

Today we celebrate your birth anniversary, I still remember the day you were born, and each birthday thereafter, and if you have not changed something, it is in your beauty, you are still as ugly as always a friend. Congratulations on reaching an age when you stop pretending that you care about pop culture, technology, and your looks. Today a lot of birthday messages will come to you via WhatsApp or Facebook . They will all be funny, beautiful, original, and funny. There will even be messages that will make you excited; this will only be informative. Happy Birthday! I have been 364 days since your last birthday thinking about what gift to give you, but every day I thought about it I stopped doing it since I remembered that I have been waiting for your gift since I was years old, so I hope to be happy that you will be, but not with the company of my gift. Congratulations.How nice that the young man has arrived, how happy and excited because they have given him nothing, who would say that joy and happiness on this day, years pass and he grows old and I do not deceive him. I hope this is one of all the funny birthday greetings that have been sent to you, the most original, as original as I am. Today is a very important day for you, where I will let you know how important you are to me . I hope and wish you have an excellent day, that nothing or anyone is missing on this long-awaited date. Congratulations!

It’s amazing that it’s been a year since the last time I didn’t buy you anything for your birthday. Have the best day! I am one of those funny birthday quotes that come to make room on your Facebook wall. I am one of those who do not know whether to stop or continue writing you more characters, so jnams jseur I am the best kfepc pqimclaz xD Birthday wishes with images? You expect a lot from me for how little you should. I do not deny that one day I will , but today it is fatal. Have a great day, and may you receive blessings in this new year. Happy Birthday humorous! You have officially reached the age where if you manage to fulfill the years that you appear, you could seriously consider declaring yourself an immortal person hahaha. I wish you the best in your life that all your wishes are fulfilled.

On this date as special as your birthday, I was thinking of a great trip to celebrate in a big way. So I thought if you could take care of my pet while I go around the world? Haha, Congratulations. Congratulations, let’s embrace before you realize that I did not give you anything, I did not give you anything because I prefer to continue saving another year and give you at once, something that you like very much. What funny and fun times we have spent together, today I remember them as if I had lived yesterday. Enjoy a happy day, and do not forget that I have always been the one who has linked the most. I love you, brother!

Today I wanted to write a birthday wishes to a special friend , because he is a very dear person to me, someone more than a brother, whom I love very much, if you saw him, give him these congratulations for me. In this new year you will have hilarious moments when you start to be awkward walking , when you forget things, when you get wrinkles, you will see how funny those moments are. Happy day my love. Today I can write to you with the most beautiful sentences. But with how lazy I am, you will still be left wanting. That you keep in mind that for that reason, I do not love you less, that you know that I love you, that for you, I would even be able to walk barefoot around the house. Who is greater than last year? Guess, not me, and whoever is reading this. Surely you do not guess. I think I have put a very difficult problem for you to solve. I do not call you a little smart. I just tell you that with this age, these things are difficult. With this I do not want to call you old , if not to give you a touch of attention so that you take a little more care of those gray hairs that cover all your hair and that you choose a cane to support you, I see how your legs fail you. Do not misunderstand me, all with affection, aahh, and congratulations on this day.Today will be another one of those happy, beautiful, fun, and funny nights because we will celebrate the birthday of one of the best people that exists. I hope you can continue to celebrate the years on my side. I love you so much, honey. How can I tell you this without getting angry? The thing is, I was on my way home this morning, and your gift had an accident, it was very sweet, and I was fasting, I think you can deduce for yourself that. I had spent a few hours wanting to give you something beautiful, expensive and that you liked a lot, but I remembered that I could better save that money and send you a few sentences to congratulate you and wish you my best wishes. Happy day!! What a beautiful paradox, because you reach those ages when you turn older when you just start to forget how old you are. May you have a happy day, old lady, may God bless you with joy! We have firmly established ourselves as a leader in personalised sashes and ensure that your message will make you stand out from the crowd and make a lasting impact. Personalise and create exclusive sashes to announce your exciting occasion

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