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Sexy Jokes: Funny Sexy Jokes for Adults | Dirty Jokes for Her or Him

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Trying to have a laugh, I sat down next to his sisters and told them, “Your brother asked me to come down here and make love with both of you. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

You can break them out whenever there is a lull in conversation with your friends or whenever you want to break the ice with someone new.

Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married? Laughing at dirty jokes is a sign that you have a healthy sense of humor and that you don’t take yourself so seriously. The thing I don’t get about paedophilia… Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?

You wear me for protection every time you feel not so comfortable with what you are dipping yourself into. Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, ‘Yes, who did you think it was? We’re not suggesting you should stop making infantile jokes since we find them entertaining as well. For that reason, we have put together the ultimate list of our favorite dirty jokes that you probably shouldn’t be telling to just about anyone.

Unaware that her daughter is hiding in the bedroom closet, a mom brings a lover to her bedroom while her husband is at work.

I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time,” a husband says to his wife. A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?And with the world currently in so much turmoil, we can all agree that we need much of that-more than ever.

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not. Masturbation is like procrastination, it’s all good and fun until you realize you are only f***ing yourself! To which the woman replied, ‘‘if your boomstick is as hard as your elbow, you’ll find me in room 318.

In the middle of the night, the guy on the right side of the bed wakes up and says, “Wow, I had this mad dream I was getting a hand job. The Susan of the group might give you a disapproving face, but heck, you better believe that she'll surely go see a priest after because she totally got the joke. A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Before the plane crashes a woman traveller stands up and screams out "I want to die feeling like I am a woman! The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married.

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