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The Human Santapede

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Set against a backdrop of a turbulent era, in which plucky little elves stand up for what they believe in and forge a new destiny for themselves. Can Santa - aided by his best foreman, Finklefoot - get his elves back, defeat Krampus, and save Christmas before it is too late, or will Krampus succeed in creating the ghastliest single-file organism the North Pole has ever seen? That cover is sheer brilliance, but does not really convey how brilliantly and consistently funny this is. Heiter (Dieter Laser) has taken on a life of its own, appearing on t-shirts, decals, and even tattoos! If you’ve already done that, your item hasn’t arrived, or it’s not as described, you can report that to Etsy by opening a case.

I have to admit that I took some childish delight in reading the paperback of this little beauty on the train during my daily commute to work in the run up to Christmas. com, the Sell on Etsy app, and the Etsy app, as well as the electricity that powers Etsy’s global offices and employees working remotely from home in the US. He’s a selfish, foul-mouthed, slovenly, slave-driving, credit-hogging jerk more interested in brandy and mince pies than his sexy, eager wife. What it is, is smutty, violent, disgusting, full of bad language, even worse sex, characters with no redeeming qualities and more bad jokes than you can shake a stick covered in poo at. The book read quickly and I loved the twists it took on the Santa we grew up with, his wife, his elves, his reindeer, and even of his biggest nemesis, Krampus.While the concept itself is utterly repugnant, the writing remains quite aloof and humourous throughout, without dwelling on the nasty particulars. Whilst there was the occasional joke that made me groan (in a good-natured way), invariably, I laughed (yes, out loud) at least once in each chapter.

It’s a regular fit on guys, and a loose, slightly oversized fit on girls, so we recommend sizing down if you are between sizes. Lots of absurdly unique, ridiculous fun events and ideas involving a large set of known and lesser known characters which keep the entertainment just rolling along. First published back in November of 2014, British author Adam Millard’s outrageously inappropriate festive offering ‘The Human Santapede’ offered up everything that the lurid cover promised. An evil Christmas maniac gets his panties in a wad for a whole number of reasons and decides to take revenge by sewing Santa, reindeer, and 51 elves ass-to-mouth forming an (in)Human Santapede. It may not be necessary to see the movie(s), but it gives you a better feel for just how bad things are going to get, and just how bad that 'we had curry for dinner' joke really is!Santa Claus is coming to town…at least, that was the plan, but now his elves have started going missing, kidnapped by some insidious figure in a black cloak, and despite the magic swirling about the place, the toys aren’t going to put themselves together. I saw this posted somewhere and thought well that will be a fast dumb read and I was pleasantly surprised at how hilarious and well written it is! I'm only kidding - Adam has re-imagined yet another *[beloved] classic, and made The **[in]Human Santapede into what is sure to be one of my favorite things for many upcoming holiday seasons! Sure, the book isn't going to win the Booker Prize, or even change your life (though it might give you a few weird dreams), but who gives a toss about those things? Wouldn't recommend this company as you won't get a reply or any help and they can't send the correct item.

The elves were already behind with their toy making thanks to the heavy snowfall that’d ground the Land of Christmas to a complete standstill during the run up to Christmas. He lives in Newcastle-Under-Lyme, UK, with his wife, Dawn, and her cats, which were not his idea at all.Not only that, it's surprisingly well written, and has a more coherent and well-executed plot than the films it is parodying. My one criticism of the story is that I found that Millard actually pulls his punches when it comes to the blood, guts and excrement. Adam Millard takes the dream of every young boy and makes it a reality in this heartwarming Christmas tale about a village that comes together to celebrate the holidays in style!

Every now and again I’d catch a glimpse of a fellow passenger chuckling or sly smirk from across the carriage as they noticed the cover of the paperback I was shamelessly reading. Alex Pearson on Instagram: "It's that time of year again where I recommend THE HUMAN SANTAPEDE by Adam Millard. Be warned though, it does contain foul language and the act of stitching on person's mouth to another's a**ehole.I truly think people will enjoy this more than they may give themselves credits for up front just base on initial judgments. Yes, the title and cover are designed to shock you, but Adam Millard's The Human Santapede is a fantastic and hilarious piece of Bizarro fiction.

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