The Very Best of Fesshole: Britain Confesses Anonymously

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He learned this from a study involving 1,000 participants in committed relationships. "I asked the participants to think about something they had not disclosed to their romantic partner," the psychologist said. Working as a solicitor I have to do loads of anti-money laundering training; how to spot it, what methods are used, new developments in techniques, etc. As a result, I'd be really good at money laundering and I think I'd enjoy the creative challenge more than the day job. And another: "Completely ruined one morning after a heavy session I somehow managed to make a bacon sandwich and cup of tea. I put brown sauce in my tea instead of on my butty. I didn't have the mental ability to make another one so drank it. It tasted lovely and I've done it every since." Actor Elijah Wood – who plays Frodo Baggins in the Lord of the Rings movie series – follows Fesshole, and so does eccentric English artist Grayson Perry. First published in 1947, Varsity is the independent student newspaper for the University of Cambridge.

I have literally no idea what I'm doing at work and I've been here 8 months. I just sit and edit a fake Excel spreadsheet to make me look busy." When we start talking about tendencies for secrecy, we bump right up into personality psychology," he said. "A common way of measuring personality is to ask about five broad traits: Openness (open to new experiences and to things being complicated), Conscientiousness (organized, disciplined), Extraversion (enthusiastic, social), Agreeableness (polite, eager to please), and Neuroticism (the less polite word for high negative emotion; many prefer to call this “low emotional stability” instead)." I'm a bus driver. If I'm having a bad day at work, I'll look in the mirror while driving, and mutter to myself "you're all ****s aren't you?" and then tap the brakes twice so they all nod." Some of his Tweets have been retweeted and shared to millions of people. The funny anecdotes have reached across the globe, and has even lead to followers in Hollywood.

It enables people to anonymously confess "their sins" and countless have already turned to it for a shot at internet absolution. So let's see if we can give them exactly that, shall we?MORE : Leonardo DiCaprio goes up against Boris Johnson as he praises new Ulez, and we bet that wasn’t on your bingo card Rob Manuel started Fesshole in 2019 and is now launching a book of his favourite confessions (Picture: @robmanuel / @fesshole) Well worth a read! Couldn't stop laughing numerous times reading this book, and at other times what is written is highly sentimental, and almost made me cry.

Following the account's instant success, three years later, he's compiled his favourites into a new book - The Very Best of Fesshole: Britain Confesses Anonymously. The book plays on the idea of how worshippers confess their sins to God and is centred around Rob's version of the biblical 10 commandments. Fesshole has also gone on tour with an interactive audience. Attendees can submit confessions and own up to them in front of everyone, while they'll also discuss topics that the room has been surveyed on prior to the event. The book is themed around the 10 commandments (hence why Rob is dressed as a vicar), with Rob arguing there are life lessons hidden within the admissions from strangers. When visiting New York the wife and I had a routine each night when we ate out, I'd 'propose' to her and she'd tearfully accept, Americans being Americans would whoop and cheer and occasionally the restaurant let us eat for free. We'd been married 8 years." I once filled an entire C90 cassette with recordings of my farts. I wish I still had it. I would say it's my life's greatest achievement. I'm a partner in a firm of Solicitors and I'm 63.Hilarious! The only guide any alien would need to find out what humans are really like’ David Schneider Hilarious! The only guide any alien would need to find out what humans are really like' David Schneider The RRP is the suggested or Recommended Retail Price of a product, set by the publisher or manufacturer. WHAT'S LASTED 174 TIMES THE LENGTH OF LIZ TRUSS'S PREMIERSHIP AND EQUALLY DAMAGING TO THE UK'S REPUTATION?" MORE : After watching the Indiana Jones 5 trailer The Mandalorian fans think Harrison Ford could return as Han Solo

Rob Manuel, 48, from north-east London, runs the Fesshole online account, which gives people the chance to tell their best anecdotes – but under complete anonymity.Story Saved You can find this story in My Bookmarks. Or by navigating to the user icon in the top right. Most Read