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Dork Diaries: Holiday Heartbreak (Volume 6)

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When Nikki and her mom go shopping for her dance dress, they find none left. The other girls who are going to dances and shopping for dresses are going at each other like some kind of war zone. It's hectic. Nikki is still reluctant to wear that dress her mom suggested. I still can’t believe my crush, Brandon, actually texted me last night after I left his birthday party. Hans! Go get our customer, Miss Nikki, a glass of le chocolate milk! Extra cold! she commanded, looking at the teddy bear in the chair next to mine. To her horror, Nikki finds the picture that Brianna accidentally texted to her friends plastered in the hallway as a Sweetheart Princess campaign. She doesn't know who put them up there or why. She and her friends immediately take them down. Nikki reveals that Chloe Garcia and Marcy Simms begged her to take over her Miss-Know-it-all column for a month, with a special Crush Crisis Love Advice column, so she did. She almost sent a letter to them, asking why love is such a cruddy thing.

Dork Diaries: Holiday Heartbreak by Rachel Renée Russell

Apparently, someone had showed up at Brandon’s party unexpectedly to drop off a present for him shortly after I had left.But I had to admit, Miss Bri-Bri, Fashionista Hairstylist to the Stars, seemed to know her stuff.… ME, READING WHILE MISS BRI-BRI DOES MY HAIR Today in gym, the class is having timed swim races. Since Nikki can't swim very well, she fears she'll take too long to finish. When she swims, she discovers something in the water and believes it's a shark's fin, thinking a shark is in the pool. She swims for her life to the end and not only wins the race, but also sets a new school record for fastest swim time. Zoey and Chloe find out that it was just a scuba fin that scared Nikki. It was motivational enough to get her to swim superbly. It’s the biggest dance of the year and it’s up to the girls to ask the boys. Nikki really wants to ask her crush, Brandon, but what if he says no? Major cringe! Dah-ling! Where are you going?! Don’t be skurd! Brianna said in an awful fake French accent that sounded more like a six-year-old Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Dork Diaries: Holiday Heartbreak by Rachel Renée Russell Dork Diaries: Holiday Heartbreak by Rachel Renée Russell

In this book, it seems that Brianna has lost her irritational fear of the tooth fairy. Instead, she now has an obsession with diva hair salon shows on TV, calling herself "Miss Bri-Bri, fashionista-hairstylist to the stars", constantly bugging Nikki about it. This will continue through the books, and Nikki needs to stop it, like she did with the tooth fairy in Tales From a Not-So-Popular Party Girl. A very HAPPY wheezing, sweat-soaked mass of body odor and sheer exhaustion. ME, WITH A BIG FAT DORKY SMILE PLASTERED ACROSS MY FACE!! Unfortunately, my last call was from my BFFs, Chloe and Zoey. They had called me late last night with some REALLY juicy gossip.

Usually I find that after six books a series can become somewhat repetitive, but thankfully that isn't the case here. Each Dork Diaries book seems to be even better than the last one, with more drama and laughs than expected. I think Holiday Heartbreak is actually my favourite of the series so far, and if I had the next book I would have read it straight away!

a Not-So-Happy Heartbreaker - Goodreads Tales from a Not-So-Happy Heartbreaker - Goodreads

YAAAY!!! My first customer! Brianna Miss Bri-Bri cheered. Before I start, dah-ling, would you like something to drink? Juicy Juice? Hawaiian Punch? Chocolate milk? Nikki looks through her wardrobe to find the right outfit to wear at Crazy Burger tomorrow. She throws together a bunch of her clothes and eventually comes up with the perfect outfit. WHY did all of this have to happen just when Brandon and I were about to have our very first date-that-really-isn’t-a-date ?! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE let Brandon call me tomorrow!! SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 2 This is the second time a dance is featured in the series. The first time it was featured was on Tales From a Not-So-Popular Party Girl. Holiday Heartbreak is the sixth (yes, sixth!) book in the excellent Dork Diaries series. I'm not sure where the time's gone since book one was published, but Nikki's now getting very grown up and things finally seem to be progressing with her crush, Brandon. Yay!NO SNOOPING ALLOWED!!! ) Dork Diaries: Holiday Heartbreak, by Rachel Renée Russell with Nikki Russell and Erin Russell. Simon and Schuster. Those posters should’ve been a WARNING to me about Miss Bri-Bri’s hairstyling abilities. I couldn’t resist coming up with catchy names for each one.…

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