Funny Hanukkah Jumper Jewish Gift Lets Get Lit Menorah Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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Whether you've got a theme party on the cal in the coming weeks or simply want to spruce up your go-to holiday outfit with some seasonal silliness, there's sure to be an ugly sweater out there for you. And while there are plenty of fun ugly Christmas sweaters, there's no shortage of great options out there for those who celebrate Kwanzaa, and Hanukkah as well. This Hanukkah sweater is the GOAT. The nostalgia. The coziness. The lovable characters that will make you want to watch “A Rugrats Chanukah” every night of the holiday — it’s all there. The only thing is that this sweater is white, which will be a problem when you try to get all those chocolate gelt stains out. But nothing in life is perfect, I suppose.

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Do your kids love cats? Well, this Hanukkah sweatshirt —which has, quite literally, all the cat puns on it — is perfect for them! Is this sweater of Adam Sandler wearing a yarmulke a little and quoting a lyric from his iconic Hanukkah song creepy? Yes, yes it is. Do I still kind of want it? Yes, yes I do. I really love the vibe of the llamakkah on this sweater, it’s so sweet and so serene. It just feels like it a really good headspace — and we all need more of that right now. I aspire to be in the mood this llama is in forever. Bonus Dog sweater: Is the design on this sweater great? No, not really. Is the dinosaur menorah on this sweater kosher? Absolutely not. Was my son drawn to this sweater at Target like a moth to the flame, refused to let it go until we bought it and wore it to school and to birthday parties months before Hanukkah? Yes, yes he did. And I believe that makes it a good Hanukkah sweater.

This sweatshirt features a quote from Adam Sandler’s iconic “Hanukkah Song,” (“instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights”) which is also the name of his somewhat ill-advised 2002 Hanukkah film. It’s a simple and lovely little sweater fit for any kid-friendly holiday party. Here at Kveller, we love dinosaur menorahs of all types and sizes, and so of course we need to add a sweater with one to our list! Hip hop and R&B puns have become a quintessential part of the Hanukkah sweater. “They see me rollin'” just works well, both as a reference to the Chamillionaire and Krayzie Bone song, and your excellent sweater and dreidel game!

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She is an icon, she is the legend and she is the moment, and everyone on the Kveller team has her. Enough said. If you, like me, love latkes, and wish to announce it to the world, this sweater is for you. This sweater does technically say “love you a latke,” a Hanukkah pun that is solid if not a little overused, but when you first glance at it the words “love” and “latke” are the most prominent, and they are two words that obviously belong together. It’s the year of the tie-dye and we are contractually obligated to add a tie-dye sweater to this list. This one says “latkes, sufganiyot & gelt. Happy Hanukkah.” I see no lies here.I keep thinking of “Miracle” by Matishyahu when I see this line but also, how adorable is the menorah on this sweater?? People have all kinds of feelings about gnomes, but I absolutely adore them. Here for the Jewish gnomes. There’s nothing super special about this sweater, which features a simple menorah graphic, but I do love that there is an option to personalize it with your kid’s name. But as a kid, there’s just something nice about having a unique sweater, just for you. Grown-Up Sweaters To me, the most exciting thing about Hanukkah — which is coming up on December 18 — is getting to wear my Hanukkah sweaters every day.

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Let’s be frank for a second, a lot of Hanukkah sweaters? They’re bad. I mean, really, really bad. From using non-Hanukkah-related Jewish puns like “ meowzel tov” to some slightly antisemitic stereotypes (“ gelt digger?!”), these terrible sweaters are just super fetishizing and inappropriate. It’s almost like… there’s a non-Jewish person making all of these sweaters? Hmmm… I mean, how cute is this cardigan??? So cute. Geltfiend designs are just so stylish and wonderful and the quality is worth the price. What’s better than a new Hanukkah sweater? Turning an old plain sweater into a Hanukkah one, of course! These two kits either allow you to make adorable cat or llama-themed Hanukkah sweaters and honestly, they’re just so friggin’ cute. This is the perfect Hanukkah for a crafting project, and we can’t think of a better one than this! Now that the holidays are officially in full swing and the weather outside is (finally!) "frightful," it's understandable if you're all about bringing some much-deserved Christmas cheer to your wardrobe. In recent years, the famed "ugly Christmas sweater" has been reclaimed and given new life, and now it's beloved in ways both ironic and totally serious, which means you absolutely need one or two in your arsenal for all your festive celebrations ahead.