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Oh, I insist.” His gaze raked over her chest, a slow, vulgar trek that made her skin crawl. Then he winked. “You may thank me later, if you know what I mean.” She extended her arms, tensing as he awkwardly patted down her trousers. For the most part, he kept his face averted from her torso. Phop Perfect def. Maseng via KO (Straight Rights) at 1:55 of Round 3, wins King of the Streets Superfight Championship

She was no prude, but respectable women never revealed themselves in public. Often not even in private. Even non-respectable women policed their attire for personal safety—as if clothing offered any true protection from predators. Given the dangerous impulses of men, she had to carefully consider the implications of stripping before a huge crowd.Immediately, the frowning umpire strode to her corner. “Strip to your waist, young man. We have to make sure you’re not hiding a weapon.” Kingpyn Boxing issued a terse and mildly cryptic statement about Daniella Hemsely’s future with the promotion after her post-fight antics, leading many outlets (including this one) to surmise that she had been effectively iced by the celebrity fight promotion.

His eyes widened. “Are you bloody kidding me? Stripping’s one of the main rules. The shirt comes off or you leave the ring. We run a strict operation here.” He shook his head of shaggy blond hair. “That means no bribes, neither.” Apparently, he intended to keep their partnership professional even if it meant losing out on the chance to watch the aether gloves in action. His courteous choice both surprised and reassured her. Some of the tension left her chest. “Very well.” Standing on his crate, Mr. Giles announced the next bout. “Sledgehammer Johnson will now face off against…the Scarlet Menace.” His voice trailed off as he said her stage name, as if his heart wasn’t quite in it.Boxers had to follow a strict etiquette, so she and Nathan had attended several fights to refresh her knowledge. He had never seen a boxing match before. Despite the copious amounts of blood and gore on display, he’d watched the spectacle with a rapt expression. The spectators remained eerily quiet until one woman started clapping. “Ooh, she won! I bet on the underdog and she won. I’m going to be rich!” Well-seasoned scrappers Mary Callaghan and Alice Davies were pitted against each after boasts from their fans in local pub, so called respectful admirers, over who was the best and it was decided they should “fight it out” for the prize of 5 shillings. You may leave now,” said the first umpire as he pointed to the outside of the ring. “We haven’t got all bloody day.” The second umpire frowned. “Come on, man. This ain’t a beauty show. No one gives a rat’s arse what you look like. The crowd’s waiting. Either strip or leave.”

While many fans around the world may have hooted and hollered at the unexpected sight of breasts during a recent influencer-turned-boxer’s unorthodox celebration, promoter Eddie Hearn was not among them. That’s a prize pair of coker-nuts!” a man shouted. Whistles and a few lewd proposals followed his remark. His effort then revealed her true problem. She was hesitating because of him. Everyone else was a stranger to her, so their opinions didn’t matter. As far as she was concerned, baring herself was a means to an end, nothing else. If Nathan wasn’t in the picture, would she have bothered to bribe the umpire? She glanced at him in surprise. His words of encouragement were not unwelcome, but how had he sensed her emotion? Had her discouragement been that plain? She would have to be more careful. At a Kingpyn Boxing event Saturday in Dublin, Daniella Hemsley won a unanimous decision against Aleksandra Daniel – and exposed her bare breasts to the camera. The moment instantly went viral.Whew. Good to hear that Kingpyn Boxing takes their role as purveyors of celebrity facepunching with the seriousness the sport deserves. Yet if she was to conquer England, she had to be able to defeat a boxing opponent even while bare breasted. Only by proving her mettle could she take command of the underworld and amass a loyal army. If she could win this match, she could do anything. What particularly gripped me was the thought of the lives these women must have led to bring them to the boxing ring. These were fights in which you could be very seriously injured or die. But then, of course, Elizabeth Stokes fought Ann Field for a purse of 10 pounds, at a time when a maid might earn six pounds a year. It was a ladder out of poverty, and if you fell, well, wasn’t it worth the risk? If you don’t mind spoilers, enjoy this excerpt of Ruby’s boxing adventures from book one in the series, A Tale of Two Thieves:

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