Paladone Henry Hoover Desk Vacuum - Novelty Desktop Cleaner

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Import duties on a real living breathing spitting llama are through the roof these days, plus you have to wait for it to get through quarantine and all that nonsense Is your work colleague's desk getting absolutely ridiculous with the amount of mess that's on it? Well send them a bit of a message and get them one of these Henry Desk Vaccuum Cleaners. Henry the Hoover is every OCD person's idea of heaven. He clears any mess on your table, makes barely any noise, is battery operated, plus at only 10cm tall he is pretty cool too. He will remove anything from biscuit crumbs to pencil sharpener shavings to keep your desk clutter free for those all important mugs of tea! To empty Henry simple unscrew the top at put the contents in the bin and then he is ready to go again.

Penis Hot Water Bottle Chilly at night? Not got a hunk to keep your bed warm? We feel ya. Shiver no more, frigid friend. This hot water bottle will keep you willy toasty even in the coldest of temperatures. This cuddly cosy heatable lap warmer will NEVER spit on or at you - not even in your general direction

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There is a reason everyone calls vacuum cleaners hoovers - Hoover vacuums were the dominant force when vacuums were becoming popular and they have stayed popular ever since. Nowadays you can choose from handheld, upright and cylinder types of vacuums, meaning that they have kept up with the times. So, whether you prefer bagged, or bagless, upright or handheld. Our large range means we have the right vacuum cleaners for your home.

This powerful little machine comes with 8500PA of suction power, making it ideal for cleaning up debris and dust from any surface. He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through the balls and lengthwise through the shaft. Mmm, cosy.After all, nothing calms the mind like raking patterns in soft sand, meticulously arranging four polished stones and attending to two tiny grass lawns. Seriously, get ready to totally fixate upon the Zen Garden and forget about all of your other troubles. These little guys aren’t into fishing, pushing wheelbarrows or perching whimsically on top of toadstools. One's smoking a spliff, one's got his ass out, one's relieving himself and another is flipping the bird – all of them are having a damn good time.