The beginnings of a sluty wife: Diary of a dirty wife

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Girls, we know you love your mom and dad. That’s beautiful. But on a Sunday, your guy wants to let out his gut and relax a little with the wife and kids in the comfort of his own home. Remember that movie Any Given Sunday? It wasn’t about dinner at the in-laws’. Get his input about weekend plans with the parents. So, I've (M30) been with my wife (F30) for about 4 years total. We are, and have been (since damn near the beginning) attached at the hip, and pride ourselves on our open communication and companionship. I love being a slut, and I love my slutty wife to death. Our souls join as one, United in Sluthood!

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But, something strange went down a few days ago while we were sitting around the house enjoying our blissful CDC mandated 2nd honeymoon. What's crazy about societal influence and rhetoric is that I totally believe in the logic that a woman could (and maybe should) do whatever a man could, and shouldn't be processed, treated, or received any differently than men, all else being equal. We're all just homosapiens. Sure he may look at you like he did when you were 20, and even though he will never tell you to stop dressing that age, don’t you notice how he distracts you away from Abercrombie every time you try to go in? I act like I’m interested… Husbands need to have time alone. Sometimes wives confuse their being at work with alone time. They need to unwind too and let loose with their guy friends.

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I realize now and I am proud that my soul is perverted, sweaty, and dirty, just like my wife's. I am happy to be introspective and confident enough to both realize that fact about myself, and welcome it with total pride. I am who I am, and I realize now that if she was not this person all along, she wouldn't have satiated my soul's need for filth like she does. I guess I never processed it this way. There is a lid for every pot (read: trash can 😍). That punched me directly in the chest. My heart stopped for a moment. I felt an intense heat build up in my head, then intense butterflies. So you see? Husbands can be pretty reasonable. And be honest, sometimes wouldn’t you rather watch eight straight hours of Jersey Housewives than talk things out? More on relationships Husbands are terrible at asking for directions when they are lost. Always! What they want to say, “Be my GPS in the bedroom.” When I say “I’m sorry,” 75 percent of the time it means, “Shut the f*** up!” You know your guys aren’t going to tell you the truth. You know you are not asking for the truth. By you asking, you know you could stand to lose a few. I really don’t like seeing your parents every week

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I honestly don't remember how the conversation got started, but long story short, I ended up talking about one my ex-girlfriends. This ex girlfriend and I dated for a few years after highschool then split, but kept the FWB status for a little while after. (Sidebar: After writing this, I realize already how unusual this is to talk about with one's wife, but okay). I recounted to my wife the tales from the Ex, of a newly single girl in her early twenties who took advantage of that status to the absolute fullest. As far as I can tell (being honest with myself) I wasn't upset by her doing her thing, or judged her for her activities, rather, I was just confused (and quite frankly, impressed at how easy she could pull dudes) because she had never expressed any promiscuous desire while in relationship with me. Women, we know we can hash things out with our guys throughout a full marathon of Real Housewives. Husbands have no desire to do this. They will give you the “sorry” just to shut you up and move on. So to help with that, I provided some helpful husbands with unlimited amounts of alcohol and all they could eat meat. The result is enlightenment for all of us. You do look fat in those pants