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And I believe it every time. Average ten people in the queue. Do the math. One hour is six. Eight sixes, forty-eight. Ten twenties, two hundred. Forty-eight two hundreds. Nineteen thousand two hundred. That pretty seldom happens, I’ll tell you. Kind of crowds you get at the Ploughing Festival. A rarity. I’ll tell you something else though: some days I’ve done better. But you like the idea of a family business. You like the idea of healthy competition, we like the idea of success. You buy into it.

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Create and Craft Club is our exclusive membership that gives you great benefits including Discount on all products and exclusive member only benefits. View MoreAnd? He was a natural, right? Better than I ever could be. I couldn’t get him off the crate behind the counter. He had if off perfect, even added a twist or two of his own. By the end of the day he’d sold every Shammy I’d brought with me. Had an empty van going home. Right? You don't have permission to access "http://www.qvcuk.com/Miracle-Shammy-Absorbent-Cloths-Sweepa-Broom-%26-Handheld-Rubber-Broom.product.828643.html" on this server. Keep listening. I live in Tallaght, that’s right, near the Red Cow roundabout. Centre of my world, the Red Cow. Slingshot off that baby and I go all over this country, go all over Wales too – England, Scotland even. Near the kids, they live in Tallaght. The free is the fantasy, the want is the reality. The Shammy is desired, and if there’s one thing we like to do, that’s service our desires. We’ve all agreed we want a Shammy, next step is even simpler than logic. We’re gonna get a Shammy. My cousin makes them, he owns the factory, makes them out in Germany, best industrial standards in the world; sells them on TV on the Shopping Channel. I like to beat him.

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Uncle Bill, he’s found the Scotch — and I’m glugging out the cola. I soak that square of carpet. I stop, that’s enough? No no, I keep pouring. That’s nearly a half a gallon on this little square of carpet. It’s long past saturated. There’s a pool around it. But more than likely, they’re buying. They’re reasonable, they wanted one. They’re getting three for free, it’s only fair that they contribute. There’s a logic to it that most people won’t refuse. Fair is fair. They’re embarrassed about trying to cheat the system. And once one has sold, watch the line form up, and the more people buying, the more people want to buy. It’s logical. It’s sensible. These people are all getting Shammies, do I want to be the only muggins going home without one? Tell you something special. Often people will join the queue who weren’t even in the crowd. Isn’t that neat? They’ll be buying two rolls of Shammies, not even sure what they are. No one wants to miss out. Baking Cage – Use the baking cage to cook french fries, wedges, roasted root veges, prawns or any other foods that require constant turning to achieve even cooking. Super absorbent – Spend less time drying and more time enjoying life with this super absorbent towel My cousin, last time I heard, was a line chef at Casey’s Bar and Grill, downtown Suds. I’d be flabbergasted if he had a plant in Hungary churning out metre squares of synthetic hydrophilic polyfibre cellulose, and a neat little show on TV. Stranger things have happened though.Wash with the ePromo Miracle Shammy, wring the shammy thoroughly and pull in one direction. Polish with the Window Shammy dry. Caring for your ePromo Miracle Shammy Of course not. You drank the Kool-Aid. You swallowed the pill, didn’t ya? You’d love to believe that shit. No he was terrible. Horrible. No confidence. Couldn’t even fake it. Bunch of shitty little snobs at the RHS in Cardiff laughing in his face. Shammy’s dripping water, he’s mumbling. Didn’t make it halfway through the set. Didn’t see him for the rest of the day. Went to study the begonias. You’re worrying about your hardwood floor, not that you have one, not that you’re even sure exactly what one is. And if you did have one, why would you have a shitty carpet covering it up? But you know it means something, a hardwood floor, and you don’t want that rotting away. You don’t want the smell soaking into it. Just to be clear, this gentleman here didn’t hear me a second ago. The single most absorbent material on the planet.

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For cleaning windows and mirrors, make sure that your Shammy is thoroughly broken in – the more you use it, the better it gets! Pull in one direction only for a streak free effect. I opened the door ready for a battle royale. He’s asleep on the floor. I wake him up: hey buddy, hey goof. And then all the piss goes out of me: he’s scared. Kid was tired; then he was scared. A slug of snot coming out each nostril. Looks like he hasn’t cried in ten years but he’s spent all that time doing nothing else but holding the tears in. Like he’s absorbed them. Ten times his weight in liquid. It is the song that never ends: yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll go on a-singing it if only just because. . . it is the song that never ends: you know the rest. He does five rounds with the Cheese Mill, then he allows himself a smoke. And all the time he’s just waiting for that smoke. He’s pushing his Cheese Mill, showing what it can do to onions, peanut M&Ms, even a boiled egg, but he’s flat, he’s tired; he hates it. He’s a professional, he still manages to push those Mills, but he won’t last. You gotta love it.

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An amazing German made textile, the Miracle Shammy absorbs up to twelve times its own weight in liquid.