The Worlds Best Women Jokes

Product Information

My girlfriend dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled "I'm arresting you for being too good in bed"

Two Texans are sitting in a small town bar, where one bragged to the other: "You know, I had me every woman in this town, except my mother and my sister." A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde. The man is found guilty and made to pay damages. After the trial, he asks the judge, Does this mean that I can no longer call Ms. Harding a pig?The pharmacist says, "Ma'am, not only can I not do that for you, I'm going to call the police and report you." Polish people are well known for having long and hard-to-pronounce names (have you ever heard of Coach Krzyzewski or famous diplomat Zbigniew Brzezinski?). Here is how Polish people invent new names for their children:

Why did the woman start a gardening business? She had a green thumb and a pun-wonderful sense of humor! Want more offensive or messed-up Jesus jokes? read our Divine Comedy: Our Best Jesus jokes All-time best messed-up and offensive jokes They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy. 12. A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?” You are a unicorn beyond my Minotaur. You are a eureka beyond my maitai. You are a Yuletide beyond my mine sweeper. You are a euphemism beyond my myna bird. this to as many women as you can - to give them an education! PowerPoint Humor for Boys - And Girls

A 75 year old rich man marries a 20-yo beautiful woman... And a friend of his comes to ask how did he manage to pull that off. jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. There’s a saying in comedy: either everything can be funny, or nothing can be funny. We hope this collection of offensive (but still respectful) country jokes falls in line with the “everything can be funny” angle. Let’s start with England and the Royal family...