Violence. Speed. Momentum.

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All my origin stories are equal. All different, and all the same. Maybe that doesn’t make any sense, but trust me—it does. Oh yes, it does. Too much power. Wow. Too much energy. Wow. Too much anticipation. WOW. It’s the new memoir from the biggest star in Dr Disrespect. As I started to play my very first game of Contra, I could feel the electricity running through my body. I could sense the spirit of the warrior twitching in my twitchy abdominals, and I could hear my destiny of greatness calling to me in the wind.

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This was not what I expected at all, and that is my fault for not reading the book description fully. I was expecting an autobiography from a very mysterious man. But instead I got a bunch of laughs and enjoyment while reading. Because you exist, they’d say. And your body is puny and your voice is squeaky and your jaw is soft. And okay, we’ll be honest, we’re also totally jealous of the waterfall of glorious hair cascading down your shoulders. We wish we had hair like that, so we beat you. They’d finish bludgeoning me, and I’d scrape myself off the pavement and limp home. My mom and dad would find me battered and bruised and bloody. Yeah, that’s the kind of the mind-blowing thing about all of this,”Beahm told PC Gamer. “Obviously, for legal counsel, I have to be careful here. But I can say however, that I will not be returning to Twitch, so, I mean, that’s it.”I could hear the gang of punks behind me, shouting, screaming, jeering. Getting closer and closer. So I kept running as fast as I could, till the air felt like fire in my little-boy lungs.

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What I like to do, during these rare moments when I’m overcome by raw sentimentality, I like to kind of shake it off, you know? Let the vibrations of the experience work their way through my stunning six-foot-eight frame. Then, in my pain and delirium, I heard something in the distance. It wasn’t the footsteps of my preadolescent tormentors. It was the sound of an eagle screaming its rage. Do I think it saved literature? Doc says so, so of course. I read a lot, and this was a fun one that made me feel like it was giving me a firm handshake for being a regular fan in the arena. Nigel, who I guess is my editor or something—wait, are they allowed to change these solid-gold words? Is that even legal?—said something about finally sharing with the world the Doc’s deepest, most intimate secrets. The untold history of my mysterious, legendary origins and my rise to unparalleled dominance. My treasured philosophies of life, victory, and wiping your ass while still sitting down. Grooming tips for how you too can achieve the perfect mullet-mustache combo (hint: you can’t). And he really, really wants to know what, exactly, I’m a doctor of.I don't know why anyone would expect this to be a legitimate biography of the person behind the character, when the author is literally the fictional character itself and not the person portraying him, Guy Beahm. He doesn't exist as far as this book knows. Of course it's all gonna be BS, and of course it's all gonna be glorious.) It was an original Commodore 64, still unopened in its dusty old box. Somehow, for mystical reasons I couldn’t yet fathom, the computer I’d always begged my parents for was lying here, in this random alley, among scraps of trash and rat turds. So here I am, one day later, sitting in my multimillion-dollar state-of-the-art top-secret complex, surrounded by twenty doggie bags of leftover riblets and nachos, writing this book. Listening to audiobooks not only easy, it is also very convenient. You can listen to audiobooks on almost every device. From your laptop to your smart phone or even a smart speaker like Apple HomePod or even Alexa. Here’s how you can get started listening to audiobooks. At the time of the ban, a Twitch spokesperson offered news outlets only a generic statement on the matter: “As is our process, we take appropriate action when we have evidence that a streamer has acted in violation of our Community Guidelines or Terms of Service. These apply to all streamers regardless of status or prominence in the community.”

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So prepare yourself for a level of verbal domination never before experienced by man, woman, or child in the history of the written word. When I started reading this and if I would have continued reading the physical copy of this book it'd be maybe a three star read but the audio version bumped this to a high four star rating. The personality and energy of Dr DisRespect reading his words in his characters persona MADE this book. Too much power. Wow. Too much energy. Wow. Too much anticipation. WOW. It's the new memoir from the biggest star in gaming: Dr Disrespect. That being said, if you don't already know about what the two-time is about, what were you expecting?So right now, let’s stand up together, okay? Get that lazy, flabby, book-reading ass of yours out of your chair and start hearing the music, all right? Yeah, that’s it—a super-badass electronic beatbox just running through your brain. Why should Dimension One always be followed by Dimension Two? Trite conventions are for weaklings and runners-up.