So Happy For You: A hilarious thriller, Black Mirror meets Bridesmaids in book form

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May hope, love, joy, wisdom, bliss and endurance fill your home with the new baby on the way. Congratulations!

230+ Baby Shower Wishes, Greetings and Messages - AmyandRose

May your baby shine like a star and make your life brighter. Congratulations and best wishes for your baby shower! I know pregnancy may be overwhelming at times, and so too will having a newborn, but remember that you always have hundreds of Facebook friends to turn to for distraction. Having a child has always been important to me. I can’t believe it is happening. I am eager to get the nursery ready and toss around names.” Coming up with the congratulations baby messages is easy if you’re not starting from scratch. Please take one of these messages and personalize it for your friend or family. Congratulations! Wish you endless love and boundless patience for making your new role as super parents a grand success!

Are you ready to play Cowboys and Indians for many years to come? Congratulations on your newborn baby boy! This one may be odd - but reading about such specific cultural references (uptown funk, various songs/singers) felt really out of place for me? The world (at least to me) seemed just a little bit in the future where ~maybe~ these songs, artists, or other references would still be relevant. Unless that’s the point - to make the reader believe that the “dystopian” seeming world is in present day. [but then why would Ellie still be arrested for attempted murder if these marriage rituals were the new norm??? I have many questions.]

So Happy for You by Celia Laskey | Goodreads

You have stolen each other’s hearts and now can enjoy a blissful live as man and wife. Congratulations to the most perfect couple. It’s a simple way of making someone see that they’ve done something remarkable and you’re happy about that, What wonderful newsI don’t take marriage lightly, but I am sure he is the one. Our wedding day is going to be a turning point in our lives. It is the beginning of our future to be built upon.”