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Welsh people don’t straight-up call you stupid, they point out that “you’re not wise” (ti’m yn gall!) or maybe that you’re a “funnel.” (twmffat) The former landlady said it turned out to be a great night and people kept calling the pub as they thought an event might have been going on. A rugby referee died and went to heaven. Stopped by St Peter at the gates he was told that only brave people who had performed heroic deeds and had the courage of their convictions could enter.

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I was in a pub last Saturday night, drank a few, and noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?" Cardiff had a player called Gerald Cordle playing on the wing. He went through a bad patch, dropping pass after pass with the try line at his mercy.

The famous Welsh ship owner, Mr Lloyd, was having his house built on a large piece of land just outside Cardiff.

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welsh jokes and hilarious welsh puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about welsh that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. The Englishman was amazed and asked: “I want a wall around England to keep those damned Scots and Welsh out.” Bang, there was a wall around England. One man, who has asked not to be identified, told us he nearly went up in flames when he was celebrating his birthday at the Cilfynydd Inn many moons ago.A monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time will eventually come up with the works of Shakespeare, so all Donald Trump really needs to be considered one of the great US presidents is an infinite amount of time and a monkey that can type. Leo Kearse has had a little too much to drink one particular night. He noticed two larger females sitting in the corner of the pub so he walks over to spark up a conversation and he says, hello ladies, I couldn't help but notice your accents. ……Are you both from Ireland? Ever since Anthony Hopkins and Catherine Zeta-Jones became established in Hollywood, the Welsh film industry is to receive The pub was kept under his watchful eye for 12 years and he has hundreds of tales to tell about the pub - he still lives a few hundred yards around the corner from it.

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In his first classroom visit, Warren was introduced to the eager pupils and started talking to the boy closest to him.

charm of this simple verb 'do', is that it could equally well mean the future tense. A further point any Welshman speaking this sentence would drop the first haich. So they would say: 'e do go to the chapel on