The Best Ever Book of Somali Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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waxaadhacday oo ay iisheegtay gabar itoobiyaan ihi in gabar yar ay maalin musqusha gurigooda gashay iyadoo rabta inay ku qubaysato ayey aragtay walaalkeed oo muskusha ku saabuunay

balkii baa la gurey ninkii daba kafuulka ahaa ayaa laga soo sarey meshii laga filaayay inuu yiraahdo ilahayow waa kugu mahadaa ayuu wuxuu la soo boday aryaa dadow xaa lays ku labayaa balkaa Once there was a man that came from Somalia to America, He couldnt speak English so he went to choir and learned how to say "Me me me me me me." oday yemeni ah aa aroosay naag soomaali ah, naagta magaceeda Xaajiyo Xaliimo iska dheh in la dhaho.. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, she decided to go the party.WAXAA LAGA YAABAA IN DAD BADAN SHEEKO BEENA SAMEEYAAN SI LOOGU QOSLO ,MARKAA WAXAAN KU TALIN LAHAA INAANAY SHEEKO BEENA SAMAYN ,WAAYO WAXAA LAGA YABAA INAAD ADNA BEEN SHEEGTO DADKIINA QOSLI WAAYO,....MIYAANAY KHASAARE AHAYN. Massajid kii sheekh cali suufi ee xamarkuyaalay ayaa nin sikhraansani soo galay.safka sadexaad ayuu soo galay, salaadii ayuu xidhay, ninka isgaka horreya surwaal kudhegan ayuuxidhnaa markii uu rukuucay ayaa xiniinyihiisii soo muuqdeen ninkii sikhraansanaa ayaa ninkii kahoreeyay xiniinyaha qabtay. Ileen ninka kahoreeya laftiisu wuu sikhraansanaa laakiin labadooda midna midka kale ma oga. Ninkii surwaalaka kudhagan xidhnaa safka labaadna kujiray markii xiniinyaha laqabtay ayuu mooday in xiniinyaha layswada hayo,kadib ayuu isan Imaamkii xiniinyaha qabtay. Imaamkii ayaa yaabay markaas ayuu yidhi"Subxaanalaah, Subxaanalaah...." nikii surwaalka kudhaganaa xidhanaa oo laftiisu sikhraansan xiniinyahana lahayo ayaa Imaamkii ujawaabay oo yidhi " AMA SUBXAANALAYSO AMA HASUBXAANALAYSAN ADEER XINIIYAHA WAALAYS WADAHAYAA" WAAYO MAADAAMA ISAGA XINIINYAHA LAHAYO WUXUUMOODAY IN XINIINYAHA LAYSWADA HAYO. Only he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues with vigor. The husband shouts, "What's the hell's happening?" A Somalian general decides to make a pro military add, the first thing he says is THE ARMY NEEDS SHOES!

As in a car or a computer, you should ask yourself what you need a girlfriend for before obtaining one. This will, in large part,dictate the final product which you should consider. Do you want an intellectual companion? A baby factory? A hiking partner? Or just

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomise me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.

nin iyo naag aa isqabeen ninka ina cali iska dheh naagtana caasho ninka ina cali eh aad uu u gaabnaa una bar yaraa/lafo yaraa either way habeen ay is dagaaleen naagtii way xanaaqdey markaas ay tiri guriga reerkeena aan aadaa ninkii ilmihiisa oo bersadda jiifo uu iska dhex seexdey naagtii waxay is tiri cunug ilmaheeda kamid eh horey u qaado reerkiina aad ninkeedii ay dhabarka saaratey markaas ay intey jidka ku jirtey tiri "Wallee aniga iyo ina cali waxa nakala qabsan doono mar danbe iskuma soo noqono" ninkii intuu dhabarkeeda ka hadley uu i yiri "Naa ina cali dhabarkaaduu saaranyehee dhig inkaar qabto" naagtii naxdin ninkii dhulka ay ku tuurtey hee maskiiiiiiiiiiin! maya, maya, Adiga timaa leedahay" Indhoolkii ayaa ku dhahay xarfaankoo rabay inuu galo shineemada. "Sidee ku Galaa?" ayuu iswaydiiyey Xariifkii "...Wax yar i sug.."ayuu inta dhahay Gadaal gadaal u baxay. malintii danbe baay wada fariisteen oo yiri inankii timaha hoose dayso oo ha jarin ha baxeen oo ha dheeraadeen (waad garateen) markii ay dheeraadeen buu yiri tidac oo hoosta dhan ku xir si uu ninkaa u gudbin,,(waad garateen) waxaadna tiraahda guurka ka hor iga balan mid (markii aynu isu tagayno waa in aan mugdi howsha ku dhamaysanaa wayo waan xishood badanahay) I am not saying this experience is the majority, far from it. But I am saying I believe Maya and Ramla when they say they got a hard time in school for their identity because there are many ajnabis who have prejudiced views of us who will pass it down to their kids. you know ur somali when ur told the wedding starts @ 9 pm but the guests and bride show up at 12 am.

While there are some concerns about how this type of media might be used for negative purposes such as cyberbullying or hate speech, it is important to remember that the majority of these memes are created for positive purposes. The Somali meme community has been successful in creating a safe space where members can express themselves without fear or judgement from others. Axsantu yaakhee walaalaheey jiro, foorjada waa furantahey LAAKIIN MIDFADLIKUM, lisaankiina ilaaliya perke waayeel iyo ilmo aan qaan gaarin aa ku juro karaa meeshaaneey. A couple of drinking buddies, who are United Airplane mechanics, are in a hanger at San Francisco airport. The runway is fogged in and they have nothing to do. The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.