Novelty & Fun Gift for Him & Her - Jizz Game

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Etsy’s 100% renewable electricity commitment includes the electricity used by the data centres that host Etsy. Last Name * Please enter a Last Name Please enter a valid Last Name, the maximum length is 50 characters. There are three extended instructions cards so once you’ve mastered the basics you can take the game to the next level by introducing a whole host of new rules – you can even create your own. That will tell you how many times to pump the penis whilst pointing it where the left testicle told you to. Everyone’s favourite marketing tool has been miniaturised (or shrunkled, to use the technical term) down to fit on your desk.Perform a couple of deep lunges, crack your knuckles and get ready to bounce, flip, stack, hop, roll, blow, balance and catapult your way to victory! All our products are delivered in discreet plain brown boxed packaging with no visual material or information whatsoever. No party or night out is complete without a drinking game and JIZZ will bring more than just a smile to your face! Depending on the nature of the card, you might have to say the background colour, the text colour or a swear word.

Some of the technologies we use are necessary for critical functions like security and site integrity, account authentication, security and privacy preferences, internal site usage and maintenance data, and to make the site work correctly for browsing and transactions. Simply spin the dials on each testicle to determine how many pumps you need to perform and where to aim it. If you want to take a party to the ultimate level of hilariously rude, then look no further than the Jizz Game. To play, simply spin the dials on each testicle to determine how many pumps you need to perform and where to aim it! That's a short excerpt from a typical round of F**K The Game – the party card game that combines colours and swear words with good old-fashioned psychological mind-f*ckery.

While no alcohol is necessary to have a ton of cheeky fun with Jizz: The Game, you can quadruple the banter by turning it into a drinking game. com, the Sell on Etsy app, and the Etsy app, as well as the electricity that powers Etsy’s global offices and employees working remotely from home in the US. To enable personalised advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies. It's a pink replica of a recognizable body part and it can be filled with any liquid of your choice. With 54 escape room cards, a compelling story line, a phone cage and padlock, this brilliantly-crafted game will blow some of the dust off your brain cells.

Well, it turns out you don't need to dig out your Pog collection and listen to N'Sync on your dodgy walkman to transport you and your mates right back to the 90s – you just need the Totally 90s Board Game.Where information is missing, this specification is not considered a priority to the product function. Fill the big fella up with the liquid of your choice, spin the wheels to determine how many times to pump it and where to aim it.

We don't mean to sound cocky, but adult novelty gifts are totally our forte, and it's been a schlong time since we've come across something as crude, rude and delightfully nutty as the Jizz game! Not for the faint (or pacemaker) hearted, The Shocking Truth will definitely amp up your next games night to the next level. Information and statements about products are not intended to be used to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or health condition. The rules are simple; roll the left bollock to reveal the number of times you must pump the prick, and roll the right bollock to reveal which direction you must point it in- your mouth, your face, the person next to you.Brilliant seller, had an issue with the first one arriving slightly damaged via transit (the seller packed it very well!