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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.” – George Carlin Last night I dreamed I was a Teepee, and the night before that I dreamed I was a Wigwam. My wife says I'm two tents. If you ever get cold while camping, just stand in the corner of a tent for a while. They’re normally around 90 degrees.

I keep having this reoccurring dream Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me "Calm down kid, you're two tents.". If you go on a country walk, keep looking up and saying 'wow' to yourself. Pretty soon, everyone will be looking up to see what's so interesting. When they do, just say whatever you were looking at has gone. But remember to start doing it again a little later! 9. The Animal Poo Prank! What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.” – Bill BrysonA man goes to his doctor... The man says, "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!" There is nothing worse, after days of falling asleep by a babbling brook and waking up to a choir chirping birds, than to go inside a house with insulated walls and an obstructive roof. This torturous invention, a cage, a box, prevents you from seeing or hearing anything of natural importance. Make time to free yourself and find a bit of nature.” – Katherine Keith I'm planning a camping holiday but, I have to say, I'm far from impressed with my travel insurance. It turns out if someone steals my tent in the night, I'll no longer be covered. Short tent puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tent humour may include short ting jokes also. All you need for this one is a chocolate bar that you don't mind using for a practical joke. Let it melt and make it a bit poo-shaped. Leave it somewhere near the front of someone's tent. Disgusting, but not really. Don't forget to remember where you left it! 10. The Gummy Worm Prank!

If you're a criminal and you go camping with EA, don't forget to bring something to sleep in... ... or they'll make you pay for the extra con tent A man describes his dreams to the psychiatrist. Man - "Last night I dreamed that I was a teepee. The night before I dreamed that I was a yurt. What does it mean?" I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. ...Or maybe she said "a tent of lovers." I wasn't really listening...Everyone loves a picnic. But a picnic with what appears to be a massive, dangerous spider? Not so much. Go on your camping holiday with a big rubber spider in your bag. Choose your moment wisely, before introducing your creepy crawly pal. Patience is a good pranking quality! 15. The Pine Cone Prank! For this prank, hide a bag of crisps under someone's pillow. When they go to sleep, they'll hear a loud crunch. They might think a tiger is roaming outside of the tent. Remember to use a crisp flavour you don't like, because that would be a waste! 20. The Seeds Prank! Grammar lesson Two people were camping in a campground. The first says, "I think I'll go for a run." The second replies, "Don't you mean 'ran,' since it's past tents?" After a long day of hiking, start to talk about different types of snakes. When your grown up isn't looking, sneak a rubber snake into their sleeping bag and wait for a huge scream when they settle down for a good night's sleep! 2. The Balloon Prank! Here is a list of funny camping tent jokes and even better camping tent puns that will make you laugh with friends.

I went to the doctor, i told them most times i feel like a wigwam but then other times i feel like a teepee. They said I'm two tents. My tent doesn’t look like much but, as an estate agent might say, it is air-conditioned and has an exceptional location.” – Fennel HudsonStressed Out A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're two tents!

Patient: Doctor, doctor I don't know what's wrong with me. Sometimes I think I am a wigwam and sometimes I think I'm a teepee. Doctor: Relax Mr. Robinson, you're two tents. I went to my Dr. the other day and said doc last night I dreamt I was a tee-pee, and the next night I dreamt I was a wig-wam He said relax you're two tents If, like us, you’re a big fan of dressing up for the occasion, then a marquee party tent is the ideal adaptable asset for your party-hosting passion. They are essentially one huge blank canvas for you to decorate how you see fit, and according to the occasion. Want a 20s themed Great Gatsby party one month and a Hawaiian hula party the next? A garden marquee will absolutely offer that to you. They will enable you to get as creative as you like, as often as you’d like. Here is a list of funny teepee tent jokes and even better teepee tent puns that will make you laugh with friends. What did the camper say to the mountaineer after they gave her directions? “Thanks, that really ALP’ed.”A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and exclaims "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!" Psychiatrist says "Calm down! You're two tents!" Well,” says Dr Watson, “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” I’ve learned that you should never brush your teeth with your left hand when you are camping. A toothbrush works much better. Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish, and he’s gone for the whole weekend.