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I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody. My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby. I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, “Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?” “Yes, officer, but I wasn’t going to be out that long…” – Steven Wright I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out. My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

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If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands. If it evokes a reaction somewhere between cringing and earnest laughter, and you simultaneously want to tell the person sharing the joke to tell you more and also shut up because they’re embarrassing you in front of your friends, congratulations, you’re in the presence of a Dad joke. Bollas, C. (1987). The shadow of the object: Psychoanalysis of the unthought known. New York: Columbia University Press. The Emperor tells everyone he thinks it should be done right now and starts delegating responsibilities. I saw a billboard this morning that said ‘Future Events’. I thought “That’s a sign of things to come”.

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A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned. Two steaks please", I asked the writer. "Rare for me, medium rare for my friend." He brought us a lovely bit of panda and a nice chunk of giraffe.

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Freud, S. (1900). The interpretation of dreams. The standard edition of the complete psychological works of Sigmund Freud, Vols. 4 and 5. Here is a list of funny medium rare jokes and even better medium rare puns that will make you laugh with friends. I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, ‘What for?’ I said, ‘I’m going to buy some sugar.’” – Steven Wright Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump! If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.What did the husband say to his wife right after getting LASIK surgery? Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes? One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.” No particular reason for this week’s topic for the one liners and puns; here are some Fortune Teller jokes. Those with psychic powers might predict that these will not be either original or that funny…