The Best Ever Book of West Ham United Jokes

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A long-term solution would be West Brom coach Carlos Corberan, who almost led Huddersfield Town to an unlikely promotion from the Championship last season and is well on course to do the same with the Baggies. The Pope is horrified, and makes it clear that he would rather die than betray his vows. But the Cardinals and Nuncios and all the prelates in the Vatican plead with him to reconsider. The Church desperately needs his able leadership, and surely God can forgive any sin. . . The same scenario happened in 2008 with Manchester City going to Middlesbrough. City lost 8-0 with Richard Dunne sent off early. Dubdub, Dublin.

I’m not convinced a player like Kevin Nolan would refuse a 50-50 challenge on the basis of risking a yellow card, whatever the consequences. He plays a certain way and I don’t think he can be reprogrammed on the basis of a Europa League place. Adam10, Derby. We had (players like) Mark Noble coming to the end (last season) and we were actually short of numbers, really short,” Moyes said in an interview with podcaster Steven Bartlett.West Ham would go down if we played in the Europa League. Look how we folded in the second half of the season. The added games would be a serious problem. Hogarth, United Kingdom. REVEALED: Pep Guardiola crowned football's most influential manager above Jurgen Klopp ahead of Man City's match against Liverpool If you had just woken up from a coma you would swear that West Ham had just won the treble & the Grand National, not moving house. Mark Noble, 100% cry wanking himself to sleep tonight. Underneath his West Ham duvet, in his single bed, at his Mum's house.

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The two biggest shareholders of West Ham United are David Sullivan and David Gold who both made their fortunes with adult-orientated businesses. The duo own more than 85% of West Ham’s shares with the balance held by a number of smaller investors. Ground: These were the best of the jokes and tweets as Spurs lose 2-3 to West Ham at Wembley in the League Cup:Wayne Rooney's son ALREADY has Puma contract, and Cristiano Ronaldo Jnr is a mini-me... TEN ex-Premier League stars with sons to watch out for What do Green eggs and Ham and Fifty Shades of Grey have in common? They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things. Tyrone Mings sparks retirement fears with Aston Villa fans following a cryptic post in which he insists he 'will share an update today'