Blow Job Mints

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For the record, Flintts were not designed specifically for oral sex. "It was designed simply to remedy dry mouth and to provide a fun and stimulating oral sensation,” Adler says. While I was distracted by the sheer amount of liquid that was oozing out of my mouth, I hadn’t even realized that my husband was making his customary “I’m about to climax” moans waaay earlier than usual. He tapped my head just in time before cumming into my mouth—an action I usually prefer doesn’t happen in my mouth. An extremely common non-caloric sweetener. It is made from sugar. We chose this sweetener because of its near-zero toxicity to both people and the environment. Even better, it tastes nice. We use a top-of-the-line sucralose, sourced from Germany, which does not include bulkening starches that generally contain GMO product.

These candies gave me more than just minty breath and a yummy-tasting mouth—they gave me a super-fast blow job secret weapon. An “I need to get him off in mere minutes and I don’t have time or energy to work really hard at it.” A miracle pill, if you will. At first, the little white pills simply made my mouth feel like I was chewing a piece of Big Red gum. I could detect a spicy cinnamon flavor, which was akin to drinking some watered-down Fireball. Within minutes, however, that all changed.This aids in the flow of powder ingredients to ensure uniformity of formula. Ours is produced from sustainable palm oil. Flintts are made with best pharmaceutical-grade ingredients available. This ensures a safe and uniform experience. We use ingredients that are vegan and absent of genetically modified organisms. We have also made a commitment to choose ingredients with minimal impact on the environment by maximizing biodegradability and minimizing toxicity.

My tongue began to heat up and feel somewhat numb (not in a bad way), and just as I was heading down south to my hub’s genital region, I came to find I couldn’t even keep the mints in my mouth because there was so much slobber. Both candies kept slipping off my tongue and onto his torso. I tried to sexily slurp them up, but when I opened my mouth, a waterfall of saliva fell out and doused his penis. I, like many folks who use cannabis, get cotton mouth (aka dry mouth) after smoking or ingesting marijuana. Flintts founder Russell Adler explains the THC in cannabis interferes with the bodily system that produces saliva—so he created a solution in the form of a vegan, plant-based, non-GMO mint. I decided to go big. I popped two of the strongest mints offered (Cinnamon Ginger F Strength 300) and pulled my husband into our bedroom. A sugar substitute with a near-zero glycemic index. It’s made from beets grown without any genetic modification. It provides pleasant sweetness and a slight cooling sensation, and is teeth-friendly.So while you can absolutely pop one of these bad boys in after smoking a doobie or before giving a presentation, the real reason people are currently reaching for Flintts is because they want to give amazing oral.