Gary Bushell On The Box

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Still, now actors are playing other races, bring on Simon Gregson as Kunta Kinte and BBC repeats of It Ain’t Half Hot Mum. If it’s okay for Jodie to portray a white woman from Norfolk who could possibly complain about Michael Bates as Rangi Ram?

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For those who prefer good old-fashioned newsprint, Bushell On The Box appears in the Daily Star Sunday every weekend without fail. Treat yourself, it’s only a quid.ROT on TV: Celebrity Karaoke Club – more car crash than carpool... Kathy Burke: Money Talks... ITV’s Diana overkill. THEY often work miracles on The Repair Shop, but I spat my tea out when Dominic Chinea boasted he’d made “an exact replica of Mike’s original nuts”. Blimey. Can he do the same for Prince Harry? Benny’s 1970s shows, repeated on That’s Xmas, have generated a tsunami of humbug. He’s been called “sexist”, even though blokes were the losers in his sketches, and “unfashionable” – heaven forbid!

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NEW time-jumping saga Bodies disappointed. It showed us London in 2053 and there wasn’t a single flying car in sight. So either Tomorrow’s World lied to us or jet-cars met their mortal enemy – flying ULEZ cameras. A STUDY has found that watching soaps makes you depressed. You don’t say. How much glummer will endless true-crime sagas make us all then? Watching the news is even grimmer.They devoted an entire episode to Savile and Maggie Thatcher. Yet there was little on his closeness to certain members of the Royal family, and even less on the BBC bosses who enabled him. PEOPLE say the hippo-faced goddess on Moon Knight resembled Jo Brand. Ridiculous. The hippo was funny. Not to mention likeable and easier on the eye. IS Anne Robinson still worth a wink? Watching her playing nice on Countdown is strangely disconcerting, like seeing Al Capone baking cakes at a pensioners’ pop-in parlour or Rommel changing nappies. An obscure poetry show was deemed best entertainment. Romesh won best entertainment performer for sitting in his garage and grumbling... Bradley Walsh mouthed “It’s a joke” to the camera in jest. But he was right. Before long they were in the wine cellar where the nanny’s scarlet scanties gave new meaning to savouring a tasty red.

Faye boasted modestly “I’m great in bed” and announced she wants a fella to “rip me a new arsehole”. Bless. Her dad must be so proud. ITV found a (baffling) winning formula with The Masked Singer and now they’re flogging it to death. FORMER EastEnders star Debbie Arnold went on GMB to slag off Benny Hill while sitting in front of a Che Guevara poster. What was the thinking, Deb? Cheery old-school working-class comic – evil, middle-class mass murdering Stalinist – saintly? She’d be a shoe-in for the Ofcom job.

LES Dawson: “I don’t have to do this for a living. I just do it for the luxuries like bread and shoes.” It’s Britain’s last surviving circus building, with a built-in pool so they can have synchronised swimmers as well as acrobats and jugglers. Zoe’s spiteful sprog made her hold her hand over boiling water. Throw in soap and the Dingles would be terrified.

But Farah wasn’t squeaky clean. She took Ben, her neighbour’s 5year-old son, to a stand-off on the very top of Portland Tower, so edgy it felt like the next round in Squid Game. And her dad vandalised Ben’s mum’s car.Exotic was a self-made showman with two husbands and a burning hatred of his business rival Carole Baskin, who he accused of feeding her first husband, Don, to her tigers.