OH! That's Funny! 101 Hilarious Ohio Jokes

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Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled? The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor. Why did the scarecrow move to Ohio? Because it heard the jokes about “corny” humor, and it felt right at home!Why did the Ohioan bring a fan to the concert? Because the music in Columbus was too hot to handle! The second giant says: “That’s nothing. When my old man woke in the morning and stretched his arms, he’d have a whole planet in each of his hands.”

He could think of the world beyond Akron, which wasn’t such a bad place but was, you know, Akron.” – Stephen KingThe Lost Luggage: A man calls the airline customer service desk and asks, “How long does a flight from New York to Chicago take?” The agent replies, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the man says, and hangs up. What did the two Os say when they ran into each other? ‘Ohio.’ Ohio loves its collegiate and pro football… Who was the best female finance lady in the Bible? Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet

An unidentified man in his late twenties walked into a police station in Ohio with a 9-inch wire protruding from his forehead and calmly requested an X-ray to locate his stolen brain. One Day This Kid And His Mom Were Walking Past A Cemetery When They Past A Grave And the Kid Stopped To Read It.Why did the Ohioan bring a ruler to the garden? Because they wanted to measure the growth of the plants in Akron!

The Genie and the Wish: A man finds a genie in a lamp. The genie says, “I will grant you one wish.” The man says, “I wish I were rich.” The genie replies, “It is done. What is your PIN?” The Jealous Husband: A man was suspicious that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI’s report about what he found: “Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree-look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. Not see. No fee. Cheng Lee.”

When you are from Ohio…

Did you guys hear about that crazy thing Trump said at the debate last night? I couldn't believe it. He said "Ohio is a spectacular place." Why did the football coach in Ohio go to art class? He wanted to learn how to draw up some “Xs” and “O’s”! Why do the Cincinnati Bengals eat cereal straight out of the box? They choke whenever they get near a bowl. What was the first word out of Adam’s mouth when he first saw Eve? Whoa man! Thus, the word “woman” was created. How did the Ohio State fan meet his wife? He proposed to the first girl he saw wearing scarlet and gray.