Cheatwell Games 50 Shades of Shit

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Pepper spray in eyes has a Misery Rating of 26, so the answer is: B: between disastrous haircut and root canal To win the card, you don't have to guess the exact index number (which would be, like, impossible). Each card has been ranked on our Misery Index. The Misery Index is our ranking system that runs from 1 to 100.

When considering a bad situation, you should assume the worst possible, yet still plausible, scenario. If a card says "Phone falls in toilet", don't assume that you fished it out, did the whole rice thing, and miraculously it still works. No. Your phone is ruined, all your data is lost, and you don't have insurance. Way to go. If you guessed correctly, you win the card. It remains, face up, in your lane of pain and your turn is then over.As you'll see, some of the situations on the cards are pretty minor (like a bee sting), and some of them are more problematic (like getting fired). Inside this travel side box, it comes with 200 hilariously illustrated Shitty Situations cards and instructions. If you are too lazy to read the instructions, then watch this video below or otherwise read on: https://youtu.be/XJApmQ7XDAU The twist: Shift Happens is pure fun for solo players, yet its full potential can only be experienced together. Play it with your best friend while hanging around on a couch enjoying a pizza. Together you can solve puzzles and fight over precious coins. Coordination and communication are key to a successful journey. We recommend using gamepads for maximum enjoyability™.

As additional cards are won, the gaps between the cards in your LANE OF PAIN narrow and the game becomes more challenging. The game also features a singleplayer mode with different level content. Although the game is primarily meant to be played by two people, you can play the completely different singleplayer levels without another person. They don’t have to guess the exact index number (which would be, like, impossible). Instead, all they have to do is guess its proper place within the index. Shit Happens is an adult dilemma based card game where you need to rank all sorts of shit that happens in life according to their misery index. If you are able to line up 10 Shit Happens cards, you win the game! It is suitable for 18 and above, and for two to eight players.The same player who was man enough to deal the cards gets to go first. When it's your turn, the player to your right draws a card from the draw pile. S/he reads the horrible situation aloud but doesn't reveal the misery index number. All these shitty situations cards have been evaluated and ranked by their psychiatric team of experts. The highly qualified professionals carefully evaluated each situation card and ranked them on the Misery Index, which runs from 1 to 100. The panel included marriage counsellors, therapists, career counsellors and social workers; collectively representing over 150 years of clinical psychiatric experience. It is carefully rank, so there is no need to argue over it!

Are you tired of playing Go Fish with your pets and losing? How about those weekly calls with Mom reminding you to pull out your sewing machines and make your own mask? Well, we have the thing for you. You may be wondering: how did we rank the cards? Well, we didn't. We asked a panel of serious, highly qualified grown-ups to do it for us. Our panel includes marriage counselors, therapists, career counselors and social workers; collectively representing over 150 YEARS of clinical psychiatric experience. Trust us-they know their stuff.