The Beast You Are: Stories

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A 60 y F came in after ‘falling asleep and rolling on a pin cushion.’ She had three two-inch needles in her left shoulder on X-ray. Later found out she had been trying self-acupuncture :S” Axolotl’ is a short story by the Argentinian writer Julio Cortázar (1914-84). The story was published in Cortázar’s 1956 collection End of the Game and Other Stories. ‘Axolotl’ is narrated by a lonely man who regularly visits the local zoo, where he becomes fascinated by the axolotls in the aquarium. In time, he states that he, too, is an axolotl, and feels he has become one of them.

We’ll be hearing those words more frequently now that Walt Disney Pictures is poised to release a live-action version of Beauty and the Beast. The company hopes to capitalize on the success achieved in 1991 by its animated version, in the same way that its recent live-action versions of Maleficent (2014), Cinderella (2015), and The Jungle Book (2016) capitalized on the popularity of the Disney animated films that came before. ( Maleficent is an alternative telling of the story of Sleeping Beauty) Not a doctor, a nurse. I once had a patient who had bloody diarrhea, nausea and vomiting…every day. Couldn’t find the source so we started to get sketched out. You can also still join BIPC events and webinars and access one-to-one support. See what's available at the British Library in St Pancras or online and in person via BIPCs in libraries across London.Our Family Station in St Pancras is open from 10.00-12.00 every Friday and we're continuing to welcome schools, as well as families and adult learners to our courses and access events. All our in-person and livestreamed events are going ahead. Other services Had a patient that was a heroin addict leave the NICU ten minutes after having her first child to run to the parking lot and shoot up with the child’s father.

This story came from a nurse I was good friends with. She worked at a Metro hospital and this was her most memorable one to date. A lady came in via ambulance. She was complaining of vaginal pain and bleeding and mentioned nothing else. Lo and behold when we started her pelvic exam the speculum revealed that she had two D-size batteries that had exploded inside of her. She was admitted with third-degree burns on her vaginal wall. She also came in two weeks later and her boyfriend had shoved car oil in her vagina. She had her first child, then ran out into the parking lot ten minutes later to shoot up with the child’s father.Beaumont’s version became the standard telling of the tale, which found its way throughout the 19th century into numerous collections, often with elaborate illustrations, as well as in stage productions across Europe and the United States. Sixteen years later, Jeanne-Marie Le Prince de Beaumont cut some of Villeneuve’s sub-plots and published an abridged version (likewise in French) as part of Magasin des Enfants, which was translated into English and appeared in London as “ Beauty and the Beast,” as part of The Young Misses Magazine in 1757. Fast forward three years later and I have to say that I am in love with Bijou, our golden retriever. Let me tell you why. This creature has brought so much love and happiness into our home. I’ve become one of “those people” that can’t imagine life without this family member. Dogs seem to know what people need at just the right time. When my 8 year old wants to run in the dogpark with abandon…Bijou runs with her. When my husband has been at his home office desk for 16 hours working non-stop, Bijou comes up to him, puts her head on his lap and forces him to take a much needed break. When my teenager, filled with all the angst and emotion that comes with this turbulent time, needs a friend to “talk to”, Bijou snuggles with her in her bed and listens to all the injustices that high school provides. Professor John Money asserted that zoophilic behaviours were usually transitory occurring when there is no other sexual outlet available.

From a friend. Somewhere deep in Alabama. An elderly lady came in and said that she was having stomach pain or some kind of pain. When he was examining her, he noticed she had pain near her uterus/female areas. So, she got undressed for another exam, and she casually said to him, “Now, I do got leaves growing out of my Virginia.” He looked and saw that by God she did, and that she’d put a potato in her vagina to hold up her prolapsed uterus.” Ten minutes later she took a drug test. When we consulted her she said that she knew she was going to jail (it was her 5th child) and she wanted one last hit.” When they took the shampoo bottle out of her vagina, it made that suction noise because it was buried that deep into her.

Which fantastic beast are you?

Had a teenage patient come in whose mom said she slipped and fell while showering, causing a shampoo bottle to go up her vagina. My brother said, ‘So you slipped in the bathtub causing you to do the splits and the bottle went inside of you?’ And she agreed. I’m not going to lie. Having a puppy was as difficult as I thought it would be. Actually, it was harder than I anticipated. In fact the first night we brought her home, before she even crossed the threshold of our house, she jumped out of my arms, ate a cicada on the porch, walked into the house and promptly vomited. Here we go I thought! The things we do for our kids. What are you doing boy?” I laughed nervously. Here I was alone in my house with a large, strange dog who absolutely refused to leave. I don't know why but that thought caused a shiver to race up my spine.

Edit: Yeah, yeah, it’s an erogenous zone for some people, but I’m pretty damn sure he thought it was my clit because when he finally touched my actual clit he was surprised. Yes, I communicated. No, he wasn’t even close to finishing me off or close enough to be able to try to.” When she was examined, she had a massive vaginal tumor, the size of a football, growing between her legs. When a friend was on E.R. rotation a stinky street woman came in with maggots all in and around her vagina.” The request was for heterosexual participants but the only one to attempt sex with the animal was the host’s wife, Brigit.Apparently the patient had been sleeping. She awoke when she felt a strange bumping sensation on her leg, and looked down to see her pet chinchilla humping her. As the patient described it, this continued without interruption for a short while before the chinchilla ‘went.’ I’m not a nurse but a well-known story from the hospital I work at (administrative job) is the story of a lady who fell. On an apple. Naked. It ended up in her vagina.” The Kinsey Reports – which were published between 1948 and 53 – suggested that 8% of males and 4% of females had at least one sexual experience with an animal. The account describes how the men and their dogs circled the bed as Brigit first played with and then attempted to have sex with a three-year-old Alsatian called Cash. We soon found out that she was stealing syringes and drawing blood straight from her porta-cath (catheter in chest that goes directly into a heart for lab draws/IV fluids and meds) and injecting it into the toilet to make us believe her.